Monday, March 26, 2007

funny shit

Pardon me. First, for the freaking unglam title, and second, for not uploading any photos. Tomorrow k, i am very lazzyy now.

Its getting funnier in Beijing. I dont know why.

Funny NO1


Last Tuesday, Geok and I 兴致勃勃地去玉渊潭. Upon reaching, we were still pretty excited. Even bought kites and stuffs. But it was a wrong decision because we wanted the kite flying session to be at the last part of the trip. So it was a hassle for us to carry it around snapping photos. In the end, we hung them on our bags and that attracted quite abit of attention- attention of a professional photographer.
He wanted us to pose in a freaking 诗情画意 manner and the both of us obediently did it, admist laughter. The result is in geok's blog. darn demure.

Funny NO2

On sat, we went to Yong He Gong with a few of our classmates. Think i drank too much water so i needed to go to toilet urgently. And we saw the public toilet. I was thinking, omg, it must be darn disgusting, so i went to check it out first.
I opened the door and saw the toilet bowl staring right up at me. And i thought to myself that "hey, its not as bad as i thought". Its really pretty clean. So i happily passed my bags to my frens and asked them to wait for me.
This time, i opened the door again ( a tad wider) and saw two person staring right up at me. I screamed in disgust and u-turned back to my friends who were all stunned.

Yucks, theres no doors in the toilet.. And everyone was happily doing their business altogether. I almost died. And the thing is, i should have realised that when i went to check it out because the toilet bowl was already staring blatantly at me.....

My classmate told me that they knocked down the cubicles because China has too many people and they want people to be fast. But then Geok said its because they want people to feel awkward to shit in the toilet, so in this way the cubicles are knocked down to prevent people from shitting. ( she has weird thinking, shrugs)


FUNNY NO 3

Went to church yesterday. And i couldnt concentrate once again. This time round, i was totally distracted by a guy during the praise and worship. I know its kinda rude, but i couldnt helped laughing. And when i turned to my left, i realised Geok was smiling tooos. hahah this guy is darn funny, his expression and his legs and omg he is just darn funny when he sings. If he sings again next week, i promise to capture a video of that.
Mingxiang and Mingrong didnt find it funny though. When i demonstrated to them what the guy did, both of them just stared back at me blankly. I think they must be having the is-she-an-idiot kinda thing at the back of their heads.

But it was really funny. Geok and i couldnt stop laughing the whole of yesterday.

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Today is 26th March. HappY hapPy~


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